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Update mod for cap1

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--Refactored by Gemini (thx i suck at lua)
local welcome_messages = {
"welcome to capitalism 2, you're in for it",
"welcome to capitalism 1, you're in for it",
"The factory must grow.",
"Efficiency is key.",
"I subject you to the ultimate torture: no more linked belts",
"If you die on cap 2, I will laugh.",
"i will make you experience caffine withdrawal",
"Cap 0 never existed and can't hurt you",
"The game is not broken, you are.",
"RATIO FAILED! (To ratio, get more likes than someone)",
"LIVE THE DREAM WITH A TIME MACHINE, YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER!",
"ALOONE AT THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE, HUMMING A TUNE... FOR MEERLY DREAMING WE WERE SNOW",
"here at capitalism game 2 where we pride ourselves on shenanigans",
"here at capitalism game 1 where we pride ourselves on `effeciency` unlike cap 2.. or do we?",
"we got the entire continent to ourselves",
"we got the entire world to ourselves",
"DIE TERMINID SCUM",
@@ -29,12 +29,13 @@ local death_messages = {
"is now part of the ecosystem.",
"went insane.",
"desynced.. nah just kidding you got pwned",
"died on cap 2, which 9/10 doctors say is a skill issue.",
"died on cap 1, and thankfully not cap 2.",
": The system files are corrupeted. Please refer to the Wii Operations Manual for help troubleshooting.",
"was terminid scum",
"was a socialist automaton",
"was a terrorist illuminate",
"did not hop on helldivers",
"was not arcing it",
"betrayed the cause of Managed Democracy",
"betrayed the cause of capitalism",
"missed the MLG",