From 1232714c1290c5a21ecb7d926e960b6bc10f3e3f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Unfunny <ajwannam@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, 22 Dec 2025 16:22:57 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] Add death messages and welcome messages

---
 control.lua | 55 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 55 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 control.lua

diff --git a/control.lua b/control.lua
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4ccfa88
--- /dev/null
+++ b/control.lua
@@ -0,0 +1,55 @@
+--Refactored by Gemini (thx i suck at lua)
+local welcome_messages = {
+  "welcome to capitalism 2, you're in for it",
+  "The factory must grow.",
+  "Efficiency is key.",
+  "I subject you to the ultimate torture: no more linked belts",
+  "If you die on cap 2, I will laugh.",
+  "Cap 0 never existed and can't hurt you",
+  "The game is not broken, you are.",
+  "RATIO FAILED! (To ratio, get more likes than someone)",
+  "LIVE THE DREAM WITH A TIME MACHINE, YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER!",
+  "ALOONE AT THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE, HUMMING A TUNE... FOR MEERLY DREAMING WE WERE SNOW",
+  "here at capitalism game 2 where we pride ourselves on shenanigans",
+  "we got the entire continent to ourselves",
+  "we got the entire world to ourselves"
+}
+
+local death_messages = {
+  "forgot how to factory.",
+  "was deemed inefficient.",
+  "has been terminated.",
+  "didn't check for trains.",
+  "is sleeping with the biters.",
+  "encountered a fatal exception.",
+  "tried reconstructing v2",
+  "got returned to sender.",
+  "is now part of the ecosystem.",
+  "went insane.",
+  "desynced.. nah just kidding you got pwned",
+  "died on cap 2, which 9/10 doctors say is a skill issue.",
+  ": The system files are corrupeted. Please refer to the Wii Operations Manual for help troubleshooting.",
+  "was terminid scum",
+  "was a socialist automaton",
+  "was a terrorist illuminate",
+  "did not hop on helldivers",
+  "betrayed the cause of Managed Democracy",
+  "betrayed the cause of capitalism",
+  "missed the MLG",
+  "HAD ZERO SWAG", 
+  "thought they were him",
+  "blamed Microsoft"
+}
+
+--Add random welcome messages! If we're modifying the game we might as well do it in STYLE
+script.on_event(defines.events.on_player_joined_game, function(event)
+  local player = game.players[event.player_index]
+  if player then
+    player.print(welcome_messages[math.random(#welcome_messages)])
+  end
+end)
+--Courtesy of Gemini
+script.on_event(defines.events.on_player_died, function(event)
+  local player = game.players[event.player_index]
+  game.print(player.name .. " " .. death_messages[math.random(#death_messages)])
+end)